I get e-mails directed to the wrong "David Ngo" all the time. Usually it's from some Doctor named David Ngo or someone looking to get employment with someone named David Ngo. Today, I got the most hilarious version: -----------
SUBJECT: POON VS ROOMORAMA
Hi David,
We're on for 7:00 p.m. on Monday at my offices to go over the allegations in Poon's lawsuit. I am in the MetLife Building above Grand Central.
Best, David -------------
First of all, so many Davids involved in this matter. But most importantly, why is POON suing ROOMORAMA? And what the heck is ROOMORAMA? My best guess is ROOMORAMA is a robot carpet vacuum and Poon "accidentally" stuck his penis into the vacuum and his little poon was horribly mangled. I hope Roomorama doesn't settle for too much money. hahah
